quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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