i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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