At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Two words: blizzard sex
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Randomize
