Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
