dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We have so much sex to catch up on
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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