that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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