I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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