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I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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