my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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