Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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