hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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