that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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