i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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