If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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