Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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