I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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