best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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