He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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