Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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