you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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