i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
