i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
