went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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