She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Randomize
