There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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