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i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize