dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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