i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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