the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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