why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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