Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
i believe in u and ur pee
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