Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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