I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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