I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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