Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
you would pick up someone in the library
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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