so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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