I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
That reminds me...we need to get swords
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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