Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Randomize
