I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Randomize
