I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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