I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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