Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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