I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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