I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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