Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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