Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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