Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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