my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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