what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Watching her eat just hurts me
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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