yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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