Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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