Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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