I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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