we're blogging at a bar
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize
