There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Me too!
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
