Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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